One of Jing's favourite activities is being around caged wild animals.
Since we weren't allowed to visit a prison and couldn't find a cage for Shinlert...
We decided to visit the Zoo! 
Cwei and I were distracted by the shot while queueing up for tickets. We were anticipating the excitement right ahead of us (literally) - in this queue. 
The zoo wasn't that huge. Perhaps just the size of 2 Megamalls, excluding their parking floors. Not one the best zoos we have seen in our lives but I don't want to spoil it for you... we had a great time! 
Jing & Cwei 
Jing was delirious... dangerously elated 
We didn't expect that these stinkin', lazy creatures were the welcoming mat of the Gdansk Zoo. 
Oryxes, I wonder how they taste like. 
White wildebeests? I wonder how they taste like. 
Hippos, I wonder how they taste like... perhaps not 
Jing continued his lody (gelatos) spree 
After about 30 minutes into the zoo, and most importantly living the reputation of future government servants... we rested and snacked.FYI, these corn crackers were the worst snacks we ever tasted. Even baboons wouldn't eat them.
Trust me, I know.
I would like to introduce this zoo's royalty...This African bugger who just got its Polish PR, had a house/enclosure specially built and nicely decorated for. There were endless crowds waiting to see it. big deal.
A boa... not the Korean BoA but I wonder how both of them taste like.
A boa... not the Korean BoA but I wonder how both of them taste like.
my friend with GDD (global developmental delay)
Every time this happened, Jing lamented''Alvin, f*ck the flash, f*ck the f*cking flash lah!''
another GDD specimen ft. an Asian elephunk on steroids. It just wouldn't stop dancing.behind it: an African elephunk
Another feature about this zoo trip was ''illegally'' feeding its inhabitants. We may have deliberately jived ourselves into being ignorant about feeding the animals or not being able to read polish on signs which said so.
But there weren't any signs like this either:
SO...
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lil joey wants a lollipop? OK guys, no doubts about who started it.
... follower no.1 
... follower no.2
...too afraid to follow 
...nobody followed 
She minded her p's and q's -didn't spit while I extended my mouth to mouth courtesy.
Cwei giving the subliminal finger whilst Jing clowned behind him
...HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY!
We bumped into a fellow Malaysian from the Borneo Island. Smart bugger -attention whore...
and another Malaysian from Penang Island... I would have guessed the islanders are related -just another whore
We bumped into a fellow Malaysian from the Borneo Island. Smart bugger -attention whore...
and another Malaysian from Penang Island... I would have guessed the islanders are related -just another whoreThats all for now, Happy Deepavali and Happy Holidays
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